Starring Unicorn, Rhino, Narwhal and Triceratops!
(and sometimes their friends too)
Panel 1: Rhino is standing outside with Press Unicorn. In the background, King Rexicorn is roaring "RAAAGHHHH" in front of his giant pile of bones. Rhino says "King Rexicorn has killed thousands, and stolen BILLIONS of public money"
Panel 2: Press Unicorn replies "But do the public care?" King Rexicorn screams "ME ME ME ME ME" in the background.
Panel 3: Rhino exclaims "You've persistently misinformed the public!" King Rexicorn in the background yells in all-caps "CRUSH THE BONES OF THE POOR".
Panel 4: Close-up of Press Unicorn's frowning face, she says in lopsided text "It's called bALaNcE"